Joe DeMaria Wants to Arrest, Prosecute, Convict, and Execute Traffic

Tew Cardenas litigator Joe DeMaria wrote a letter to the Miami Herald Saturday, complaining about South Florida's traffic woes.

Joe's solution: single-handedly strangle with his bare hands all those who would dare to deny his climate-controlled, GPS-coordinated Lexus safe and speedy passage to Pinecrest, and dance on their graves to make sure that they're dead. Any questions?

Oh, he doesn't like text-messaging while driving either. You have been warned.