Time To Rain On City's Parade

Note to City:

When planning a major parade through the primary transit streets of downtown Miami, try not to schedule it on a Friday at the HEIGHT OF FRICKIN' RUSH HOUR!

At about 9:30 this morning, the City threw rush hour traffic into total and absolute chaos, closing important routes such as Flagler and Miami Avenue for approximately 40 minutes so that a parade could travel down the main streets of Miami.

Listen, the parade was very nice. But how about 11 a.m? Or maybe 2 p.m.? The dowtown commute is hard enough, do you have to purposely make it worse? By the way, I look forward to the ticker tape parade you have scheduled for later this afternoon.

Thank you,

Your Dedicated Fan